always Coca-Cola

Chorus

Do do do do dood, do do do, do do

Do do do do dood, always Coca-Cola

Verse 1

Wherever there's a pool, there's always a flirt

Whenever there is school, there'll always be homework

Whenever there's a beat, there's always a drum

Whenever there's fun, there's always Coca-Cola, yeah

Verse 2

The stars will always shine, the birds will always sing

As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing

Coca-Cola is always the one

Whenever there is fun, there's always Coca-Cola

Verse 3

Whenever there's a robbery, someone's got a gun

You're face-down on the floor and the safe is almost done

The bag is full of cash but your throat is getting dry

So you ask the guy politely for a Coca-Cola, why not try

Chorus

Do do do do dood, do do do, do do

Do do do do dood, always Coca-Cola

Verse 4

Whenever you get stabbed right between the shoulder blades

Blood is soaking through your shirt in pretty crimson waves

You're crawling down the hallway thinking "this is how I die"

But first you need one last cold can of Coca-Cola, bye

Chorus

Do do do do dood, do do do, do do

Do do do do dood, always Coca-Cola

Verse 5

You're the final girl and the killer's at the door

The music's getting louder and the lights are on the floor

He's got a knife, a mask, and zero sense of taste

You offer him a Coke and say "maybe we can take a break?"

Verse 6

You open up the fridge and the shelves are bare and cold

Every single can is gone, the story's getting old

There's a note stuck to the shelf that says "I took all your cola

Son of a bitch" — and now you're left with nothing but pure trauma

Verse 7

You're tired of your grandma living in your house

She's always in the kitchen, always sneakin' like a mouse

You roll her wheelchair to the cliff and look her in the eye

"See if you can fly now, Grandma — that's for taking my cola, bye"

You crack a fresh cold can and whisper "it's all mine now"

Chorus

Do do do do dood, do do do, do do

Do do do do dood, always Coca-ColaCoca-Cola!

Do do do do dood

Always Coca-Cola

(even when the fridge is empty and Grandma's learning to fly)