Audit in the Kingdom

Chorus

Wahoo it is tax time

But Mario is broke

Mama-mia no more coins

Now he feels the IRS choke

I missed the April deadline

Everything is red

Verse 1

Pipes clogged up with letters

Audit notices on every wall in the hall

Peach told me to file early

I ate a mushroom instead of thinking ahead

The Yoshi keeps eating all the receipts

Pre-Chorus

No 1040 forms

No standard deduction

Only tax evasion

Chorus

Wahoo it is tax time

But Mario is broke

Mama-mia no more coins

Now he feels the IRS choke

I missed the April deadline

Everything is red

Verse 2

I have a funny feeling

Now let me be perfectly clear about the law

The treasury wants your plumbing money

I see the agents standing by the gate

With big sticks for your kneecaps

Bridge

Hey look it is O'Neill

Sitting on a stump just watching the scene

He is laughing at the plumbing man

Chris is recording on his little phone

CRACK

One leg gone

CRACK

The other one is snapping like a twig

Now file your return

Chorus

Wahoo it is tax time

But Mario is broke

Mama-mia no more coins

Now he feels the IRS choke

I missed the April deadline

Everything is red

Post-Chorus

File the forms

Pay the fees

Fix the knees

Now file the forms

Pay the fees

Fix the knees