The Tale of Hampton

Uh, uh, I'mma tell a little story (uh)

'Bout a man named Hampton, Sean is what they call him (whoo)

A big ol' man, he was a roommate (roommate)

To the B.G. Bandits, Caleb, Zach, and Bryce (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Chorus

Hampton, Sean Hampton (uh-huh)

Hampton, Sean Hampton (uh-huh)

Hampton, Sean Hampton (uh-huh)

Hampton, Sean Hampton (uh-huh)

Verse 1

One day, Caleb was chillin'

When he saw Sean comin' outta the bathroom (what happened?)

With nothin' but lotion on his skin (uh-huh)

And Caleb knew right then what activity he was in (uh-huh)

He was jerkin' it, jerkin' it, he was jerkin' it (what?)

He was jerkin' it, jerkin' it, he was jerkin' it

Verse 2

But before he left the bathroom, he forgot to clean the sink (uh-uh)

He left his pubes all in it, it was in a foul condition (uh-uh)

It was clogged up bad, he left it for Zach and Bryce to fix (uh-uh)

They said, "Sean, you gotta stop leavin' your pubes in the sink" (uh-uh)

Chorus

Hampton, Sean Hampton (uh-huh)

Hampton, Sean Hampton (uh-huh)

Hampton, Sean Hampton (uh-huh)

Hampton, Sean Hampton (uh-huh)

Verse 3

Sean never wore clothes, he walked around in underwear (uh-uh)

He never wore clothes, he walked around in underwear (uh-uh)

But when he'd go outside, he had to dress to impress (what?)

He'd put on his pimp clothes, lookin' like a ho' magnet (yeah)

Verse 4

One day, Sean took something that wasn't his to hold (uh-uh)

He went and stole the chair that belonged to Bryce (uh-uh)

And he got his chud juice all over it (uh-uh)

They said, "Sean, you can't go around stealin' chairs and gettin' chud juice on 'em" (uh-uh)

Chorus

Hampton, Sean Hampton (uh-huh)

Hampton, Sean Hampton (uh-huh)

Hampton, Sean Hampton (uh-huh)

Hampton, Sean Hampton (uh-huh)

Hampton, Sean Hampton (uh-huh)

Hampton, Sean Hampton (uh-huh)

Hampton, Sean Hampton (uh-huh)

Hampton, Sean Hampton