Swamp Ass and a Country Smile

Verse 1

Saturday night down at the county fair

Met a fella with slicked-back hair

We danced till the band packed up their sound

Next thing I know we're heading out of town

His trailer was hot as a Texas grill

Window unit fighting but it never will

Two grown men on a twin-size bed

By midnight we were both seeing red

Pre-Chorus

Lord I never felt this kind of heat

Nothing in this world can compete

Chorus

Sweat balls rolling down my back

Swamp ass sticking to the plastic sack

That old loveseat got a workout tonight

Humidity got us in a friendly fight

Drippin' like a faucet in July

Wish I'd thought to bring a towel, oh my

Verse 2

Morning came and we both looked a mess

Tangled up in sheets, gotta confess

Fan was blowing dust in our eyes

Rubbed our backs and laughed at the size

Of the puddle we left on that worn-out couch

Ain't no shame in a southern slouch

He said honey don't you worry now

We'll hit the showers somehow

Pre-Chorus

Cold water never felt so sweet

Washing off that midnight heat

Chorus

Sweat balls rolling down my back

Swamp ass sticking to the plastic sack

That old loveseat got a workout tonight

Humidity got us in a friendly fight

Drippin' like a faucet in July

Wish I'd thought to bring a towel, oh my

Bridge

Two boys soaked in summertime

Sticky fingers and a crooked smile

Might not be pretty but it's real enough

Love gets messy when the heat is rough

Chorus

Sweat balls rolling down my back

Swamp ass sticking to the plastic sack

That old loveseat got a workout tonight

Humidity got us in a friendly fight

Drippin' like a faucet in July

Wish I'd thought to bring a towel, oh my

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