The Ostrich in the Speedo

Verse 1

Lemon zest

Olive oil on the sea bass

I'm a king

Caviar inside the gym bag

Heavy lifting

Moving mountains with a gold spoon

Silver platter

Eating lobsters by the full moon

Check the stats

I'm a legend with a vintage pen

Pure gold

Paving paths for all the younger men

Wisdom dripping

Knowledge flowing through my veins now

Higher power

Breaking through the heavy rains now

Chorus

Pass the plate

Let me show you how a winner eats

Heavyweight

Taking over all the city streets

Pass the plate

Pass the plate

Pass the plate

Verse 2

Hold up

Watch me backflip off the yacht

Landing clean

Smoking something in a parking lot

I'm the man

I'm the ostrich in the tuxedo

Big legs

Eating pitas in a speedo

Catch me

I'm a giant purple eggplant

Magic trick

Turning water into cement

Yeah

I'm a wizard with a spatula

Blood sucker

Call me Balkan Count Dracula

Chorus

Pass the plate

Let me show you how a winner eats

Heavyweight

Taking over all the city streets

Pass the plate

Pass the plate

Pass the plate

Bridge

Forty birds

Flying backwards in the kitchen

Why you mad

Why you always gotta listen

Fried shrimp

Stuck inside my hairy belly button

Talking loud

Acting like I'm eating mutton

Verse 3

Garlic breath

I just wrestled with a grizzly bear

Won the belt

Then I braided all my chest hair

Flamethrower

Roasting chickens on the subway

One leg

Dancing crazy on a Monday

Pickle juice

I'm a gallon of the pickle juice

Loose goose

Let the funky little monkey loose

Aiyyo

Who put the mustard on the ceiling

Raw dog

That's a very funky feeling

OOH

I'M A JET SKI

I'M A HUMAN BANANA

GIVE ME THE CHEESE

WHERE IS THE LEATHER JACKET

I'M COLD

MY ELBOW HURTS

BAM BAM

I'M THE COUSIN OF A DINOSAUR

EAT THE TABLE

EAT THE CHAIRS

I AM A GHOST

BOO

Outro

WHO LEFT THE FRIDGE OPEN

MY TOES ARE SINGING

I'M A TRUCK

I'M A RED TRUCK

GET THE BUTTER

GET THE LARGE QUANTITIES OF UNSALTED BUTTER

AUGH

I'M GONE