I Only Speak In Acronym

VERSE ONE

I survived the MCAT just to get through the door

Now I'm drowning in FOM and my cortex is sore

They threw me in GAL told me "Tag till you weep"

Now I'm dreaming in brachial plexus instead of sleep

We got PBL cases at 8 AM sharp

Then TBL torture—iRAT then tRAT what an arc

First you're solo in silence, then your team's in the ring

Arguing metabolic acidosis like it's everything

CHORUS

I only speak in acronym

it's my native tongue

USMLE, COMLEX, FA, and ANKI songs

I don't use real words anymore it's true

I speak in LOs, ILOs, and EPAs to you

I only speak in acronym

Can't you understand?

My H&Ps and SOAPs are completely unplanned

In the ICU of my M1 brain that's a fact

Every thought I think is just another flashcard stack

VERSE TWO

Wake up for ICM, practice SPs all day

Taking H&Ps on actors who are faking CVA

Then it's SGL time in the CBL room

Staring down EMQs that spell out my doom

I got UWorld, NBME, Sketchy on my mind

Pathoma, BRS, the blind leading the blind

We're doing SDL, SRS fading too fast

Hitting "Again" on ANKI i just to make the knowledge last

CHORUS

I only speak in acronym

it's my native tongue

USMLE, COMLEX, FA, and ANKI songs

I don't use real words anymore, it's true

I speak in LOs, ILOs, and EPAs to you

I only speak in acronym

Can't you understand?

My H&Ps and SOAPs are completely unplanned

In the ICU of my M1 brain that's a fact

Every thought I think is just another flashcard stack

BRIDGE, LUKE LIKELY SHEDS A TEAR

Now the OSCE is looming. I'm gonna SCE my way through

EPA Number One please entrust me I'm begging you.

Is it BLS? ACLS? CMS? I can't recall.

But I'm 99% sure I'm gonna shelf them all

REPRISE

I only speak in acronym

Can't you understand?

My H&Ps and SOAPs are completely unplanned!

In the ICU of my M1 brain that's a fact

Every thought I think is just another flashcard stack