Oh Ellie! ©

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verse 1

Oh looks like Ellie's on the town again

Looking all tarted up and flirting with men

Doesn't matter if it Fred, Steve, Bill or Ben

Teasing in her skirt " Oops! I dropped me pen!"

One drink she's anybody's, and she's shaking her

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Two drinks later I tell you buddy, she's everyone's

She's the kinda girl who will give you an itch

Before the nights over she'll be drunk in a ditch

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Oh Ellie, oh Ellie

I know that girls just trying to have some fun

Flirting with some bloke from the telly

Now she's got them out on News at one

Ellie, she's worse than her sister Kelly

Ellie, one day she'll pay for all she's done

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Now let's be clear, I'm not here trying to grudge

And in truth I'm maybe not the best person to judge

The policeman tried to move her on but Ellie wouldn't budge

She winked and gave a playful nudge

Now Ellie asking PC Plod to luncheon

Teasing " Afterwards you can show me your truncheon!"

Trying to show them all her latest trick

Now Ellie just got taken to the nick.

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Oh Ellie, Oh Ellie

She tried to show the cops her stuff

Now she's arrested for showing them her muff

Saying "Ooh kinky" whilst held in cuffs

Now she's dancing round a cell in the buff

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We all know how much she likes to tease

But if she's not careful she'll end up with a disease

Chorus

Oh Ellie, oh Ellie

When will she start slowing down?

She's even tried to cop off with a clown

Even when she had a kid in her belly

Ellie was still the talk of the town

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