Walkin' Punchline by Jeff Brandenburgh

Verse 1

Met her down at the county fair

Wearing boots and losing her hair tie

Asked her if she'd like to take a ride

In my rusty old Silverado

She laughed so hard tea shot from her nose

I stood there like a scarecrow froze

Somehow that was the moment it chose

Now she's singing 'bout my crazy

Pre-Chorus

Yeah I'm a walking punchline baby

But she keeps hanging around

Chorus

Caught her with my truck stuck in the mud

Then I fell off the porch losing my nerve

Funniest mess you ever saw

But she's in my arms and she's got my back

Yeah I'll make her laugh till her sides hurt

Best mistake a good man could ever make

Verse 2

Tried to grill her steak till it turned black

Set the smoke alarms off at the lake

She just giggled and gave me a slap

Said honey they can't teach that charm

I slipped on the linoleum floor

Plates went flying out the kitchen door

She ain't running like she did before

She just pulled me up off my arm

Pre-Chorus

Yeah I'm a walking punchline baby

But she won't give it up

Chorus

Caught her with my truck stuck in the mud

Then I fell off the porch losing my nerve

Funniest mess you ever saw

But she's in my arms and she's got my back

Yeah I'll make her laugh till her sides hurt

Best mistake a good man could ever make

Bridge

I ain't the smoothest talk in town

But every stumble turns her frown around

She says my heartstring's the loudest sound

One funny fella she found

Chorus

Caught her with my truck stuck in the mud

Then I fell off the porch losing my nerve

Funniest mess you ever saw

But she's in my arms and she's got my back

Yeah I'll make her laugh till her sides hurt

Best mistake a good man could ever make