Lyrics
Intro
Oh oh
Yip yip yip
Woo
Verse 1
Went down to the grocery mart
Checking every aisle with a yellow plastic cart
Stacked the cereal boxes ten feet high
Nearly hit a lady right in her eye
Buying snacks like they're going out of style
Left a mountain of sugar in the middle of the aisle
Pre-Chorus
Everything I want is right on the shelf
I think I'm gonna treat my tiny self
The freezer section is calling my name
Grocery shopping is a brand new game
Chorus
Give me more frozen treats
Give me mountains of mystery meats
It's a big-time grocery spree
Checking out the produce is the place to be
Pack it in the trunk of the car
We aren't driving very far
Yeah we are living like kings
Collecting all these shiny things
Verse 2
Cashier looked at me kind of strange
While I counted out seventy dollars in change
She asked if I needed a bag or two
I said one for the milk and one for my shoe
Brought it home to the kitchen floor
Then I went right back for a little bit more
Pre-Chorus
Everything I want is right on the shelf
I think I'm gonna treat my tiny self
The freezer section is calling my name
Grocery shopping is a brand new game
Chorus
Give me more frozen treats
Give me mountains of mystery meats
It's a big-time grocery spree
Checking out the produce is the place to be
Pack it in the trunk of the car
We aren't driving very far
Yeah we are living like kings
Collecting all these shiny things
Bridge
Beep beep
Go the registers ringing
Ha ha
Hear the baggers singing
Plastic or paper
Maybe I'll decide later
Crackerjacks
And apple snacks
Chorus
Give me more frozen treats
Give me mountains of mystery meats
It's a big-time grocery spree
Checking out the produce is the place to be
Pack it in the trunk of the car
We aren't driving very far
Yeah we are living like kings
Collecting all these shiny things
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