this boring man

Start

Verse 1

Wakes up at six to check the time

He lines his pencils all in line

Breakfast cereal just the same

Routine life with no acclaim

Pre-Chorus

He takes a walk around the block

Admiring his matching socks

Chorus

Why does this boring man drive a beige sedan

Grey socks and white bread in his hand

All his tales are flat and bland

Why is he such a boring man

Post-Chorus

So plain so plain

So plain so plain

Verse 2

He stands at parties by the wall

Discussing paint as if enthralled

Collecting stamps and yawning slow

Oh why's he always monotone

Pre-Chorus

He orders tea and sits alone

Reads manuals on his phone

Chorus

Why does this boring man drive a beige sedan

Grey socks and white bread in his hand

All his tales are flat and bland

Why is he such a boring man

Post-Chorus

So plain so plain

So plain so plain[Verse 2]

He stands at parties by the wall

Discussing paint as if enthralled

Collecting stamps and yawning slow

Oh why's he always monotone

Pre-Chorus

He orders tea and sits alone

Reads manuals on his phone

Chorus

Why does this boring man drive a beige sedan

Grey socks and white bread in his hand

All his tales are flat and bland

Why is he such a boring man

Post-Chorus

So plain so plain

So plain so plain[Post-Chorus]

So plain so plain

So plain so plain