the three-year misconception. 😔

funny kazoo music with these lyrics

I was playing my game.

Three whole years of this........

....

My seventh NPC

Was talking to my 8th.

....

I walked up to them.

They talked, and talked, until i read the word, " him. "

Wait... My NPC is a man!?!?!?!?

Then...

I thought for 3 years he was a woman...

Why wasn't there an NPC guide...

(A character guide would have done...)

Oh~, why!

Hu hu hu How do i explain to my friends online...?

...

De de de dee de de dee

I explained. they replied...

...

Wait.. that NPC was a man?

..

I wondered why?

Why didn't they make it obvious in his design... His design...😭

I spent three whole years,

Playing an absolute lie~!

Why,

Why did even try?

...

De de de dee de de dee

I complained and complained till somebody came,

They said~

...

Well, This is awkward...

I thought it was obvious...

How didn't you know?

...

I responded,

Well, i dont get the CLUES THAT WELL~

...

I'M NOT THAT SMART! 😮‍💨

I wondered if there are other characters like him, i mistaked. 😰

Im suprised the fandom didnt destroy me for this....

I just didnt know~

I~ just didnt know~

Ahhh-ahhhhh~

Why you might of asked?

How'd you mistake the man?

It was

Since they didnt have voices, just sounds as the text bar filled~

(This is why i hate these sort of games)

His voice... Was a high pitch sound effect...

...

IM SORRY FANDOM,

I DIDNT- I DIDNT KNOW~

will you forgive me?

When i ask you tonight,

"Is NPC 7 a man?"

(Whats that, A ban?)

do do do dooo do do do doooo

THEY KNEW, HOW DID THEY KNOW.

WHAT CLUE DID I MISS?

Do do do doo do do doo

the character design tricked me...

This game was rated 7....

So all the characters are pastel...

How would i know?

How could i have known?

Do de do dee do de doo

If You are my favorite npc ...

Am i even a true fan?

I questioned, it was hard man.

...

😔