Instalike Assimilation

Verse 1

Every time he posts, you're first in line,

Smashing that heart before you read a line,

Nodding your head to every word he says,

Following him around for days and days.

Pre-Chorus

You never question, never disagree,

You act like he's the only thing to see.

Chorus

You are so far up his ass it looks like he has a second pair of legs,

Praising every sentence, every joke, every thread he spreads,

You instalike every song he writes before it's even done,

Acting like he's number one.

Post-Chorus

Yeah, everybody sees the game,

But you keep doing it just the same.

Verse 2

He could hum a note completely out of key,

You'd call it pure musical mastery,

Every bad idea gets your approval stamp,

Camping in his comments like a loyal camp.

Pre-Chorus

You never question, never disagree,

You act like he's the only thing to see.

Chorus

You are so far up his ass it looks like he has a second pair of legs,

Praising every sentence, every joke, every thread he spreads,

You instalike every song he writes before it's even done,

Acting like he's number one.

Post-Chorus

Yeah, everybody sees the game,

But you keep doing it just the same.

Verse 3

He changes his mind, you change yours too,

No original thoughts come from you,

Echoing every word that leaves his mouth,

Running north when he runs south.

Pre-Chorus

You never question, never disagree,

You act like he's the only thing to see.

Chorus

You are so far up his ass it looks like he has a second pair of legs,

Praising every sentence, every joke, every thread he spreads,

You insta-like every song he writes before it's even done,

Acting like he's number one.

Post-Chorus

Yeah, everybody sees the game,

But you keep doing it just the same.

Bridge

Maybe one day you'll stand on your own,

Find a voice that isn't borrowed or loaned,

Till then you'll keep chasing every little crumb,

Trying to be his favorite one.

Verse 4

Another song, another like appears,

You've been doing this for years and years,

Still waiting for a pat on the head,

Hanging on every word he's said.

Pre-Chorus

You never question, never disagree,

You act like he's the only thing to see.

Chorus

You are so far up his ass it looks like he has a second pair of legs,

Praising every sentence, every joke, every thread he spreads,

You instalike every song he writes before it's even done,

Acting like he's number one.

Post-Chorus

Yeah, everybody sees the game,

But you keep doing it just the same.

Chorus

You are so far up his ass it looks like he has a second pair of legs,

Praising every sentence, every joke, every thread he spreads,

You instalike every song he writes before it's even done,

Acting like he's number one.

Post-Chorus

Yeah, everybody sees the game,

But you keep doing it just the same.

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