Obama Strokes it on Camera

[Verse 1, Barack Obama] Hello fellow americans, I just shit my pants

wreck-it-ralph is the most based movie ever

i recommend every american citizen watches it

you know who was in weck it walph?

SKRILLEX!!! BEAT DROP PLEASE

[dubstep drop] rich-rich rich mixon

rich mixon

mixon

rich rich rich

HE'S JUST A BALL OF FIRE AND OIL! (yo skrills drop it hard)

[verse 2, Barack Obama] you ain't morbidly obese you're DISTURBINGLY obese

am i right, ladies!?

non-binaries!?

c'mon, you're laughing, right, Aaron Clocker?

what're you doing with your cock- [dubstep drop]