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Breaking news this just in

Legendary Brooklyn rapper Christopher Wallace

Better known as the Notorious B.I.G.

Has been found alive in the year 2026

Sources confirm he never left

Just took a long vacation from the game

Mackin on beaches overseas

Countin paper while the world forgot his name

He stepped out of a custom Maybach

In a Brioni robe and Loro Piana shades

Said the throne was always his

Just gave the new generation thirty years of grades

Uh check it

The king is breathing

Brooklyn to the West Coast coast to coast

Baaaa-by he's back on the block

And the whole world better raise a toast

Fuck all y'all that doubted the legend

Black and ugly as ever still stacked to the ceiling

Lucre flowin like the ocean tide

The Notorious B.I.G. alive motherfuckers