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Verse 1

I was scrolling through my phone at eleven P.M.

Found a guy who said the world was about to just end

Then a cat in a hat played the piano on a tin

And a guy in the comments said "You're living in sin"

Now my feed is on fire with a thousand debates

About whether or not pineapples on pizza is something to hate

Someone posted a dog that can sorta speak Greek

I've been staring at this screen for a solid whole week

Verse 2

Tried to post a nice photo of a cup of green tea

Ended up in an argument with family

Uncle Bob says the tea is a globalist plot

Auntie Susan replied with a meme of a robot

Now the group chat is dead but the thread is alive

Got three hundred notifications by five

Every stranger on Twitter has a doctorate degree

And they're all super mad at my Earl Grey and me

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Lose your mind in every moment

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Everybody thinks they're clever

Close the app and say a prayer

Or we're gonna sit here forever

Verse 3

Saw a thirty-second clip now I'm fully convinced

That the guy making pasta hasn't washed his hands since

Five million total views on a helicopter made of bricks

And a video explaining how to fix all your tics

Someone's fighting in the comments over theological views

While another guy is streaming his opinion on the news

Need to put down the glass, need to look at the sky

'Cause I'm losing all my sanity and don't know why

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Type another angry comment

Scroll a little faster faster

Lose your mind in every moment

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Everybody thinks they're clever

Close the app and say a prayer

Or we're gonna sit here forever

Chorus

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Type another angry comment

Scroll a little faster faster

Lose your mind in every moment

Clicky clicky tap a tap a

Everybody thinks they're clever

Close the app and say a prayer

Or we're gonna sit here forever