1 Million Long Pee Pees

welcom to SUCK E CHEESE! this is standard story format for text requests, so grammar is extra bad and very low quality just like store.

me open up new store in my house. name is Suck E Cheese. the exterior and interior is very poopy very poop. no arcade games here because that place sucks.

THE GAMES AND ACTIVITIES

• Hokey Pokey: you do it really horrible. you don't go hokey pokey you are kicked out forever never come back.

• Butt Hole Game: we stick how many fingers we can up each other's butt hole and smell it. everybody likes it but they just say BOOOOOO because they like it more or hate it.

• Ceiling Fan Swing: third game is swinging around ceiling fan. fake Chucky spin at 300 miles on ceiling fan hanging dangling. if you survive you come again tomorrow free bypass. if you die you become mild bad boy and get bitten by mosquitoes and kicked out permanently to find another suck e cheeses if they exist.

THE ENTERTAINMENT AND CHARACTERS

we got a giant TV which shows YouTube kids poop very brain rot very nice for children. TV try to play official Chuck E. Cheese stuff only cuts too but poop sounds including butt show poop spills out. everybody hates it but I think they like it too.

you meet fake Chuck E. Cheese. he just a cardboard box with a photo of official Chuck E. Cheese mascot costume on it. Chucky tries sing song but he feels miserably. everybody chants "you're a bad influence" and "it's stinky cheese!"

the animatronics is just a big banner that says Chuck E. Cheese animatronics here showing real animatronics in a photo. me tell you we will have real dog but it's just a piece of paper of a PNG of a dog. it's really weird. when me lazy I order McDonald's and invite Ronald McDonald but he is a paper cut out again.....

THE PRIZES AND FOOD

• The Kids Candy: kids boo for candy because it's expired.

• Birthday Song: we don't even sing happy birthday. we chant YOUR TIME IS ALMOST DONE.

• Only Drink: you get alcohol shot cup but filled with milky milk because that's the only thing in my fridge.

• The Only Toy: you win cardboard box with robot dog PNG on it including fake cardboard iPhone showing Caillou gets grounded because that's nice to watch.

• Good Boy Prize: you get block of cheese but it's actually stinky cheese expired 40 million years ago. it's now a single grain of dust sorry.

RESTRICTED AREAS (DO NOT GO)

THE FRIDGE: don't go in my fridge you will regret it. there's long pee pee in there 1 million of them. you won't like it unless you're sussy woman.

THE CLOSET: warning do not go in my closet. I have big stacks of poo poo and pee pee and caca and long pee pee's also even longer ones they smell like fish fillet. if you open that you get bitten by the world's largest mosquito. you are vaporized to a single grain of sand if you get bitten.

THE PRIVATE ROOM (21+): no kids allowed don't go in it if you are youngy. the room watch pee pee and poo poo spill out someone's mouth fingers covered in poop. oh you watch poop Batman in a AI version of full Batman movie but really bad. it's AI overlaid with butts pee pees and poo poo's very long pee pees and cardboard boxes saying Chuck E. Cheesr.