Sir Cam and his Dragon

Verse 1

He rode in on a Tuesday night

His dragon breathing neon light

A low-born boy with a noble heart

Trying to find his way to the royal part

The guards said "Son, you better stop"

He said "I brought flowers to the top"

His dragon landed on the castle wall

The king came screaming down the hall

Pre-Chorus

"She is NOT for you!

You've got no title, got no land!

Get that beast off my fountain

And release my daughter's hand!"

Chorus

Sir Cam and his dragon

Came knocking at my door

Sir Cam and his dragon

The king said nevermore

But he keeps on flying circles

Round the palace every night

Sir Cam and his dragon

Won't give up the fight

Verse 2

The palace guard in formation

Stood between love and destination

Twenty spears and a golden gate

He said "Baby, I just can't wait"

His dragon roared, the windows shook

I blew a kiss and a stolen look

Papa grabbed me by the sleeve

"That peasant boy is gonna leave!"

Pre-Chorus

"She is NOT for you!

You've got no pedigree or plan!

Take your lizard back to whatever

Swamp you came from, little man!"

Chorus

Sir Cam and his dragon

Came knocking at my door

Sir Cam and his dragon

The king said nevermore

But he keeps on flying circles

Round the palace every night

Sir Cam and his dragon

Won't give up the fight

Bridge

And I'm watching from my tower

Eating grapes and looking cute

Every hour, every hour

He keeps circling my turret on that brute

I could call him off, I could wave him in

I could tell the guards to let the good boy win

But it's kinda fun to watch him try

My low-born knight beneath the sky

Breakdown

"HALT!" — he don't halt

"STOP!" — he don't stop

"DOWN!" — dragon don't care

"KING'S ORDERS!" — nobody home up there

Chorus

Sir Cam and his dragon

Came knocking at my door

Sir Cam and his dragon

The king said nevermore

But he keeps on flying circles

Round the palace every night

Sir Cam and his dragon

Won't give up the fight

Outro

(Won't give up, won't give up)

(Low-born love don't stop)

(Won't give up, won't give up)

(Dragon gonna drop… flowers on top)

Spoken

"Sir Cam's continued presence near the palace walls is neither encouraged nor discouraged by DiscoPrincess. Officially."