Fortune for the Curious Freak

Verse 1

Step right up don't be shy

Come and tell me all your troubles

Tell me all your alibis

You can sit inside my parlor

You can look into my eyes

I'm a walking talking crystal ball

You can ask me any question

I can hand you back an answer

A flicker a gesture the leap of a dancer

And I'll show you the future

Cause I've been there before

Pre-Chorus

Step right up if you've got the gall

Or stay outside

Cause you're scared to fall

Chorus

Don't be the last one in line

Or you might run out of time

Step right in

Cause the show is about to begin

It's a fortune for the curious freak

A treasure for the humble and meek

A prize for the seeker who dares

A fortune for the curious freak

Come on!

Verse 2

You can read all about it

On the back of my hand

As I sway to the sound

Of a one-headed band

You can follow where I lead

But you'll never understand

Cause the truth is a mystery

That nobody knows

But I'll let you in on one secret

A promise I'd keep if only you'd keep it

And I'll show you the answer

If you know where to look

Pre-Chorus

Come and find me if you've got the nerve

For this is a truth that you all deserve

Chorus

Don't be the last one in line

Or you might run out of time

Step right in

Cause the show is about to begin

It's a fortune for the curious freak

A treasure for the humble and meek

A prize for the seeker who dares

A fortune for the curious freak

Bridge

The cards are all dealt

A coin is tossed

A number is chosen

The dice are rolled

A candle is lit

A candle is blown

The question is asked

The answer is known

Chorus

Don't be the last one in line

Or you might run out of time

Step right in

Cause the show is about to begin

It's a fortune for the curious freak

A treasure for the humble and meek

A prize for the seeker who dares

A fortune for the curious freak

Freak yeah-eh