The True Meaning

Intro

(Acoustic guitar strumming)

One

Two

One two three four

Verse 1

Hiking

Up the mountain of madness

I see a figure

What the ass?

Why are you so high in a tree?

You look like a squirrel

With a cape

And a dream

And he never kissed his mother goodbye

Just climbed

High

Chorus

I have Windex

To clean the soul of the nation

I have Windex

For the grime and the grease and the frustration

Sparkle

Shine

Clean

Verse 2

Staring at the sky

I see the Dylan guy

Strumming

Lying

You're wrong

Mister Tambourine man

You're wrong

Pumpernickel!

He shouts it at the birds

The birds

They laugh

Chorus

I have Windex

To clean the soul of the nation

I have Windex

For the grime and the grease and the frustration

Sparkle

Shine

Clean

Bridge

Hungry for a snack in the dark

Jell-o?

Hell no!

Give me the grain

Give me the gluten

Give me the power

What's on your face?

Blood?

Oh

Okay!

That's rock and roll

That is the toll

Guitar Solo

Verse 3

Look

At your hands

Twisting the plastic

Click

Clack

You just solved a Rubik's cube!

Genius

Maniac

Wait

What is that weapon?

Fuckin' Spoon!

Metal

Silver

Sharp

Chorus

I have Windex

To clean the soul of the nation

I have Windex

For the grime and the grease and the frustration

Sparkle

Shine

Clean

Outro

Clean the world

Clean the tree

Clean the blood

Clean it all

Yeah!

(Acoustic flourish)