Rubber dubba dubba dubba I’m the bath man

Start

Bat signal’s dimming, I’m just chilling out

Soap up my elbows, let my secrets leak out

Joker bangs the faucets, makes a goddamn flood

Harley’s got the bath salts, ducky floats in suds

Bubbles in my nostrils, flip-flops on my feet

Robin snorts and cackles, eats my bath-time treat

Who needs a Batmobile when the tub is a ride?

Blasting Aqua songs, letting filth collide

Start

Start

Scrubbin’ up the Batmobile with a dirty ass rag

Alfred yells "f*** it!" then he takes a drag

Grimy toes in slippers, bat undies on the floor

Toilet lid my skyline, bubbles spilling out the door

Verse 1

Joker’s shaving armpits in my porcelain tub

Harley flings a loofa, tells me Batman’s a scrub

Towels smell like mildew, toothpaste on my chin

Knocking over shampoo, diving naked right in

Pre-Chorus

Batcave gets steamy with a snarky grin

I’m sudsy and fuzzy, let the bat games begin

Don’t need my gadgets, just some bath bomb bliss

Robin calls me gross—hell yeah, I don’t miss[Chorus]

Rubber dubba dubba dubba I’m the bath man

Got my cape in bubbles, rubber ducky in hand

When the city snoozes, I’m the scrubbed-up champ

Saving all my shampoo, suds on my back

Post-Chorus

Oh oh sud-sub man

Oh oh rub-du-bam

Verse 2

Alfred snaps a towel and he cackles so loud

Gotham’s goons outside, but I’m washing my cowl

Soaking up the villain vibes, Joker with a sponge

Whistling in the mirror, booty dancing with a plunge

Pre-Chorus

Bat signal’s flashing all across my tile

But I’m soaking, joking, feeling juvenile

Gargoyle rubber toys in a bubble pile

I’ll fight grime not crime for a little while

Chorus

Rubber dubba dubba dubba I’m the bath man

Got my cape in bubbles, rubber ducky in hand

When the city snoozes, I’m the scrubbed-up champ

Saving all my shampoo, suds on my back

Post-Chorus

Oh oh sud-sub man

Oh oh rub-du-bam[Verse 3]

Gotham's messed up, now I'm scrubbing my junk

Joker got the loofah, he's acting all punk

Shower curtain flying, got conditioner in my eyes

Harley in the hallway, damn she stole my supplies

Bridge

Toothbrush microphone, belt on the rack

Commissioner’s calling, but I'm soaking my sack

Soap slips, cursing like I’m fighting a thug

Joker's got a robe and he’s feeling all smug

Chorus

Rubber dubba dubba dubba I’m the bath man

Got my cape in bubbles, rubber ducky in hand

Bat slippers on my feet and there's scum on my toes

Joker’s got a loofa stuck up his nose

Harley’s eating bath beads, Robin drops the damn soap

Batcave’s a puddle and Alfred’s lost all hope

Toothpaste in my armpit, hair clogging up the drain

Commissioner’s texting, this shit’s insane

Plunging the porcelain, Gotham’s circling the bowl

The suds are rising up, I'm losing control

Pre-Chorus

Shower man’s whistling, towel whip snap

Water gun chaos, villain bubble trap

Umbrella in my shampoo, bath bomb haze

Who needs the night when the day’s this crazed

Chorus

Rubber dubba dubba dubba I’m the bath man

Got my feet

Bat-towel’s frayed, and my fingers all pruned

Joker’s doing cannonballs, singing out of tune

Bat signal’s soaking with a hairball mess

Alfred flushed my cape, says it’s for the best

Robin’s got the bubbles, Harley’s spraying Febreze

Toilet paper turban, Bat-mustache of cheese

Shower man’s the sidekick, slipping on the soap

Joker’s making bath art, damn he draws a dope

Pre-Chorus

Bat socks missing, I’m grumbling loud

Bath mat’s drowning with the grime I disavow

Got a sudsy noodle crown, cape full of stains

Bedtime’s looming, but my tub remains

Chorus

Rubber dubba dubba dubba bath man strong

Toilet throne hero, with a fart-fight song

Shower man giggles and we both scrub fast

Saving daytime with a foamy ass

Post-Chorus

Oh oh rinse-roar laugh

Oh oh scrub-nap crash

End