Lyrics
[Verse 1] Chrome shines and grease stained my holiday apron
Red paint and custom carbs
He said "no girls" until I tightened that head gasket
Now I drive the demon sleigh
[Pre-Chorus] Buckle up baby
The branding is stale
Our image needs fire
It needs a new tale
[Chorus] Cosplay Christmas and custom tires
Revving through the snow with electric wires
The fans wait for us at the grand center
Watch the velvet velvet velvet red enter
The fans wait for us at the grand center
[Post-Chorus] La la la
Rev it up
Oh oh oh
[Verse 2] The tickets said comic convention in the brochure
Rubber suits and plastic fins
I smell leather and vanilla but there are no capes here
Boobbags swinging near our chins
[Pre-Chorus] Look at that gadget
Look at that strap
Our PR is trash
This bridge has a gap
[Chorus] Cosplay Christmas and custom tires
Revving through the snow with electric wires
The fans wait for us at the grand center
Watch the velvet velvet velvet red enter
The fans wait for us at the grand center
[Bridge] Move your feet you big festive mountain
Nine foot ten of pure frozen terror
Look at the latex
Look at the ropes
Look at the dungeon swing
"Is that what they like now?" he stuttered
His heavy boots gave out
White beard hitting the tile
Timber
[Chorus] Cosplay Christmas and custom tires
Revving through the snow with electric wires
The fans wait for us at the grand center
Watch the velvet velvet velvet red enter
The fans wait for us at the grand center
[Post-Chorus] La la la
Rev it up
Oh oh oh