Guiltless Pleasure

Verse 1

Crispy skin

The timer counts down the final five minutes

Hot air hums

Bacon sizzles without the splattering mess

Pre-Chorus

Basket slides out

Basket slides in

Better than any stove

Chorus

Oh my kitchen king

You do everything

Crunchy on the outside

Perfect on the inside

I don't need oil

I don't need oil

Golden brown treasure

Guiltless pleasure

Post-Chorus

Cook it up

Crunch it up

Heat it up

Heat it up

Verse 2

Reheated fries

Bringing those soggy leftovers back to life

Better than grease

Chicken wings falling right off the bone

Pre-Chorus

Basket slides out

Basket slides in

Better than any stove

Chorus

Oh my kitchen king

You do everything

Crunchy on the outside

Perfect on the inside

I don't need oil

I don't need oil

Golden brown treasure

Guiltless pleasure

Post-Chorus

Cook it up

Crunch it up

Heat it up

Heat it up

Bridge

No preheating the whole damn room

Quick and easy dinner soon

You save my time

You save my life

Chorus

Oh my kitchen king

You do everything

Crunchy on the outside

Perfect on the inside

I don't need oil

I don't need oil

Golden brown treasure

Guiltless pleasure