Comedy Break 7 Restrooms

know what nobody wants to talk about? The toilet brush. That little twig of despair sitting there in the corner like an unwanted houseguest.

And I've figured out that humanity is splitting into two tribes. Not left and right. Not vegan and meat-eater. No—users and non-users.

Pause

The users? They're the psychopaths. Seriously. They walk out looking like they just solved a crime scene, armed with that brush like they're defusing a bomb. "I've done my civic duty. I have made the world incrementally less terrible." They're insane.

The non-users? They just... leave it. They walk out like nothing happened. Like they weren't just in there conducting biological warfare.

Building momentum

These people are running corporations.

They're in Congress.

They're making decisions that affect us all.

And they won't - even - brush.