The Audit

Intro

Yeah

Twenty-six

Wake up

Bent over again

Look at 'em

Verse 1

Spread wide

Uncle Sam wants a date tonight

Zip down the wallet

Empty

Cold chrome against your spine

He didn't buy dinner

He didn't buy drinks

He just bought a yacht with your grocery money

Harder

Fast

Taxes hit like a brick in a sock

I see you smiling

I see you taking it

I see you asking for seconds

Chorus

You love the way it hurts

You love the dirt

Open up for the billionaire

Take it all

No protection for the poor man

Government grit

Taxes like a heavy hit

Bend the knee

Give it up for free

Revolution is a dream you sold for a screen

Post-Chorus

Take it

Take it

Yeah

Just take it

Verse 2

Pathetic

You like the friction

Inflation is the lube they forgot to bring

Ouch

Red white and blue bruises

Look at your neighbor

He's watching

He's next in line for the ritual

Keep scrolling

Keep clicking

Don't look up from the glowing glass

Elite hands around your throat

They squeeze

They pull

You moan about the gas prices while they're inside your house

Coward

Weak

Squeal for the stimulus check

Chorus

You love the way it hurts

You love the dirt

Open up for the billionaire

Take it all

No protection for the poor man

Government grit

Taxes like a heavy hit

Bend the knee

Give it up for free

Revolution is a dream you sold for a screen

Bridge

Where is the spine

Where is the rage

Locked in a cage

Feed 'em a lie

Watch 'em comply

Watch 'em all die

Poverty porn

Nation is torn

Nothing is born

Just a check in the mail for a soul on sale

Verse 3

Grind

The gears are turning over your ribs

Twenty-five was a warm up

Twenty-six is the climax

I'm spitting on the floor

You're cleaning it up with your tongue

Policy

Penalty

Property

Three ways to lose your dignity

Keep paying for the privilege to breathe their air

Keep voting for the hand that holds the whip

You’re addicted to the shame

You’re a fan of the pain

Chorus

You love the way it hurts

You love the dirt

Open up for the billionaire

Take it all

No protection for the poor man

Government grit

Taxes like a heavy hit

Bend the knee

Give it up for free

Revolution is a dream you sold for a screen

Outro

Clean yourself up

Get back to work

They'll be back tomorrow

They're always back tomorrow

With interest

Yeah

Eminem

2026

The Audit