
Don't Mess With Sassy's Jerky (P3)
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- country comedy
- humorous
- country rap
- hill country blues
About
Family Man, Love Outdoors, Love Music
Lyrics
verse
It's morning and Sassy steps from outside from his cave
Sassy looks up, cool breeze, a nice summer day
Sassy got to thinking about what to have for breakfast
Rubbing his head and scratching his chest
Then Sassy knew what he is going to do looking at a stick, grabbing
Off Sassy went walking through the woods to the creek, fishing
A paper clip for a hook, attached to a string, string attached to the stick
Sassy sat down on the bank and cast the line
Sassy had a berry on the hook, waited, started catching fish in no time
Sassy has stringer of fish really, really quick
chorus
Oh yeah
Go Sassy
Go Sassy
Go Sassy
Go!
Sassy loves to eat
Sassy loves to feast
Oh yeah
Go Sassy
Go Sassy
Go Sassy
Go!
Sassy says I love me
And fish and jerky
verse
Sassy carries his stick and fish, makes his way home
Sassy passes in an open field a few bromes
Sassy finally arrives home and his belly growls
Sassy's friend the wolf shows up and howls
Sassy gathers wood and gets a fire going
Then Sassy runs a stick threw some fish and began cooking
The wolf didn't wanna wait so Sassy tosses a fish
The wolf left and Sassy's got his fish on a dish
Sassy went into his cave and came back, sitting down all happy
Sassy smiles and then begins eating fish jerky
chorus
Oh yeah
Go Sassy
Go Sassy
Go Sassy
Go!
Sassy loves to eat
Sassy loves to feast
Oh yeah
Go Sassy
Go Sassy
Go Sassy
Go!
Sassy says I love me
And fish and jerky
verse
Once Sassy finished eating his fish and jerky
He rubs his head, yawns, pats his belly
Sassy walks over to a large log, sat down, he's ready for a nap
Sassy closes his eyes but a noise makes them open whispering crap
There's two men walking out of the cave eating jerky
Sassy quickly raises to his feet and he's not happy
Sassy roars, startles the men, the men start running
And Sassy is right behind the two men, chasing
Later, Sassy came walking back hungry while sitting on a log
The two men were tied while riding through the woods on hogs
chorus
Oh yeah
Go Sassy
Go Sassy
Go Sassy
Go!
Sassy loves to eat
Sassy loves to feast
Oh yeah
Go Sassy
Go Sassy
Go Sassy
Go!
Sassy says I love me
And fish and jerky
end
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