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[INTRO] Yeah…
This one for my rival respectfully
You been talking crazy since Route 1 and honestly your haircut still upsetting me personally
### **[VERSE 1]** Every time we battle you start monologuing dramatically
Like the world revolves around your starter academically
Brother calm down respectfully
You won six battles and developed a superiority complex immediately
Always showing up at the worst possible time
Like:
> “Smell ya later!”
Brother READ the emotional climate
I’m leaving Lavender Town traumatized spiritually
And here you come trying to run a fade competitively
You got six perfectly balanced Pokémon somehow
Meanwhile I got:
* one loyal starter
* emotional damage
* and a dream barely holding out
And why your team always fully healed suspiciously?
You carrying infinite Full Restores illegally?
--- ### **[HOOK]** You peaked at Cerulean City
Been cocky since the second badge specifically
You peaked at Cerulean City
Whole personality built around beating me repeatedly
You got money
Nice shoes
Meanwhile I’m fighting for my life against Zubats in caves with no clues
You peaked at Cerulean City
That’s the diagnosis
Acting like a Champion before earning it officially
### **[VERSE 2]** You always act like Professor Oak favorite child
Meanwhile your Pokémon look emotionally stressed out
Even your Charizard seem tired of your speeches
Bro standing there like:
> “Can we PLEASE stop battling this week?”
And how you always one step ahead narratively?
I leave a gym and somehow you already there casually
That’s not rivalry
That’s stalking with gym badges attached psychologically
You bought a sports car after becoming Champion?
Brother I’m still paying Poké Ball debt monthly
And don’t think I forgot Route 22 You talked CRAZY for somebody using Pidgeotto level 12 dude
Honestly?
Part of me respect the grind
But another part hope your whole team get paralyzed one time
### **[HOOK]** You peaked at Cerulean City
Now you just coasting off nostalgia competitively
You peaked at Cerulean City
Still interrupting my emotional growth repeatedly
You got confidence
Cool hair
You got perfect battle themes and public healthcare
You peaked at Cerulean City
That’s the reality
Still hate battling you though respectfully
### **[OUTRO — Spoken]** You know what make rivals dangerous?
Not the strategy
Not the levels
Not even the trash talk
It’s the fact they knew you before you started doubting yourself
Still think your fit trash though respectfully