Coupon King

Intro

Ayy—

We in the dollar store VIP section

What up

Chorus

I’m ballin’ on a budget, yeah I’m feelin’ like a boss

Got a coupon for the sauce, I ain’t never payin’ cost

Drip so light, yeah my wallet on a diet

If it ain’t on sale, man, you know I won’t buy it

Ballin’ on a budget, what a beautiful thing

Got free samples lined up like a buffet king

You poppin’ champagne, I got tap water fizz

Still toast it up like, “Yeah, we rich like this!”

Verse 1

Walk into the store like I own that place

Scan aisle by aisle, got a deal to chase

Clerk see me comin’, yeah they already know

“Here come coupon dude,” I’m like “yup, that’s me, bro”

Got a keychain full of cards I don’t even use

But I swipe ‘em anyway just in case I win or lose

Buy-one-get-one? Yeah, that’s my jam

If I don’t need two… guess I’m callin’ my fam

Rockin’ last year’s shoes but they still look clean

‘Cause I only wear ‘em twice, keep ‘em fresh, you know what I mean

Got a pocket full of coins, yeah they jingle when I walk

Soundin’ like a treasure chest every time I talk

Chorus

I’m ballin’ on a budget, yeah I’m feelin’ like a boss

Got a coupon for the sauce, I ain’t never payin’ cost

Drip so light, yeah my wallet on a diet

If it ain’t on sale, man, you know I won’t buy it

Ballin’ on a budget, what a beautiful thing

Got free samples lined up like a buffet king

You poppin’ champagne, I got tap water fizz

Still toast it up like, “Yeah, we rich like this!”

Verse 2

My fridge look funny but it’s organized nice

Half of it coupons, half of it rice

Got a freezer full of bread ‘cause it went half off

Now I’m eatin’ toast daily, never takin’ a loss

Netflix? Nah, I’m on my cousin’s account

And his roommate’s friend’s login—I lost the count

Wi-Fi got a password taped under the chair

Don’t ask no questions, just be glad it’s there

Date night fancy, yeah I set the mood right

Candle from the dollar bin, flickerin’ light

Cook a five-star meal for about three bucks

If it don’t taste good, we just laugh—good luck

Bridge

I ain’t cheap, I’m elite with the savin’ game

Turn a dollar to a dollar-fifty, that’s my fame

Everybody spendin’, yeah that’s cool, no shade

I just like the thrill of a homemade lemonade

Chorus

I’m ballin’ on a budget, yeah I’m feelin’ like a boss

Got a coupon for the sauce, I ain’t never payin’ cost

Drip so light, yeah my wallet on a diet

If it ain’t on sale, man, you know I won’t buy it

Ballin’ on a budget, what a beautiful thing

Got free samples lined up like a buffet king

You poppin’ champagne, I got tap water fizz

Still toast it up like, “Yeah, we rich like this!”

Outro

Ayy—keep the receipt!

You never know… you might need that return

Ha

Budget life, baby