Polka Dot Hot

Verse 1

Hey mister, stop a-lookin', have courtesy,

You can bounce your lookin' but don't lay it, uh, it on-a me. (That's right)

You can gaze all over, but up where you do, uh, is bad manners to do. (That's right)

Chorus

I'm lookin' hot in polka dots, you're lookin' hot, but that's a shame

You're lookin' like you'll never, ever, know my name.

If I catch you peekin' while I walk down the street

I'll kick you, then I'll spank you, then I bet you'll treat me sweet.

'Cause I'm lookin' hot in polka dots

Verse 2

When I go a-walkin', don't ask who I am,

I won't say my name to a silly no good, uh, wandering man. (That's right)

Don't get over friendly or I'll call the guy, uh, who carries the big flyswatter.

(That's right)

Chorus

I'm lookin' hot in polka dots, but you're so hot that it's a sin

To look at me and think that I would ever let you in.

If you think you're cute, well, you're a liar, you fool

'Cause I'm gonna beat you 'til I think you're cool.

'Cause I'm lookin' hot in polka dots

Verse 3

So don't come a-beggin', don't even try,

You can't get a kiss from a real sharp-looking, uh, polka-dotted doll. (That's right)

You'd better go home, get your eyes checked fast,

You're a crazy guy and this whole business, uh, isn't gonna last. (That's right)

Chorus

I'm lookin' hot in polka dots, and you're lookin' hot to me

But just because it doesn't mean you get a lot for free.

If you get too frisky, I'm gonna get rough

So get along, mister, you've had enough.

I'm lookin' hot in polka dots, and you're lookin' hot to me

But just because it doesn't mean you get a lot for free.

If you get too frisky, I'm gonna get rough

So get along, mister, you've had enough.

'Cause I'm lookin' hot in polka dots, uh-huh, polka dots, uh-huh

In polka dots, in polka dots