Lyrics
Verse 1
Strap a giant fan right onto my back
Pull the starter cord give the throttle a whack
Running down the field like a total clown
Tripping on a rock nearly upside down
Finally I'm airborne buzzing like a bee
Oversized mosquito with a bird's eye view for free
Chorus
Chasing kangaroos causing quite a scene
Scaring every creature with my flying machine
They bounce in a panic I loop and I dive
Nothing makes you feel quite so alive
From the dusty outback right down to the sand
I'm the weirdest pilot in the whole damn land
Post-Chorus
Whee-oo we're goin' round
Whee-oo upside down
Verse 2
Spotted a big mob jumping down below
Swooped in close just to put on a show
Skippy looked up with a look of pure disgust
Gave me the finger through the rotor dust
Tried to chase a joey but I hit a thermal track
Now I'm getting airsick with a spider down my back
Pre-Chorus
Fan blades whipping
Air so thin
Here we go again
Chorus
Chasing kangaroos causing quite a scene
Scaring every creature with my flying machine
They bounce in a panic I loop and I dive
Nothing makes you feel quite so alive
From the dusty outback right down to the sand
I'm the weirdest pilot in the whole damn land
Post-Chorus
Whee-oo we're goin' round
Whee-oo upside down
Bridge
Now I'm at the beach and the seagulls are there
Fighting over chips in the salty air
Buzz the flock just to break up the pack
But the birds decided they were fighting back
Hundred angry gulls in a supersonic flight
Forming a formation to the left and the right
Verse 3
Feathers in my helmet bird poop on my wing
This wasn't the romance I expected to sing
Targeting my goggles biting at my shoes
I'd rather take my chances with the kicking kangaroos
Emergency landing crashing in a bush
Tangling up my lines as I land upon my tush
Chorus
Chasing kangaroos causing quite a scene
Scaring every creature with my flying machine
They bounce in a panic I loop and I dive
Nothing makes you feel quite so alive
From the dusty outback right down to the sand
I'm the weirdest pilot in the whole damn land
Outro
Engine is dead canopy is torn
Wish I stayed in bed on this Sunday morn
Gulls are still laughing from the top of the tree
Next week I think I'll stick to jet-skiing on the sea
Send help
And some band-aids
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