Game Over Brothers

Intro

SKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

SKRAA SKREEEEE YAAAAA!

AAAAGH

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRH!

Mario looks at Luigi, eyes like two rotten tomatoes

******* (Mario snorts) "I got the big sausage, hermano"

Luigi's knees crack, sticky green overalls shivering

"Jesus, Mario, this isn’t supposed to be canon"

SKRRRAAAAAA! UUUUAAHHH!

SKREEEEEERRRRRRRG.

Middle

Mario ***** grabs a greasy mushroom, slaps it

Luigi’s tongue lolling, face like pasta left out in sun

"Stick it in, bro!" Luigi croaks ***, drool and hate

Plumber gloves wet, filth squishing like rotten lasagna

SKRRRRRREEEEE! SKA SKRRAA- YAAAGGGHUHH!

HUUUULAAAAAA! GGGRRAAA UH UH UH!

Punchline

Mario pounds until Luigi howls, the scream splits the pipes

Dam bursts, brown torrent, stink of the damned

Luigi’s eyes rolling white, cartoon ghost

Mario cackles like a demon

******* SKRRAAAAAGH UUUUUUARRRGH SKREEEE!

SKRRRRRRAAAAGGGH! AAAAGH! SKRR SKRRRRRR!

Luigi silent, back busted like a broken NES

Mario lights a fire flower, pisses on the corpse

GAME OVER ***

SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

GUUURRRAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAHAHAHHAAHHH!

SKREEEEEEE UGH UGH UGH

End

Let's-a go, my *****, straight to hell

SKRREEEEEEEEAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!