Keke's Pantry War

Verse 1

Keke crouched low by the kitchen screen

Longest whiskers that you ever seen

She's got a heart like a hollow stone

Wants to rule this pantry all alone

Little Lilly Pond just a ball of fluff

Keke says she's had about enough

Pre-Chorus

She's arching her back

Watching for a soft attack

Looking for a chance to strike

Chorus

Mean old Keke got the blues tonight

Hissing and spitting in the pale moonlight

She took the kitten's dinner and she took the kitten's bed

Wish that little Lilly Pond was somewhere else instead

Yes she's mean

Cruelest cat I ever seen

Verse 2

Lilly's bowl is licked bone dry

Keke didn't even bat an eye

Stole that cushion with the velvet trim

Left the baby out upon a limb

Purring loud when I walk in the door

Then she pushes Lilly to the floor

Pre-Chorus

Tail is like a whip

Giving me the velvet lip

Trying to steal the show

Chorus

Mean old Keke got the blues tonight

Hissing and spitting in the pale moonlight

She took the kitten's dinner and she took the kitten's bed

Wish that little Lilly Pond was somewhere else instead

Yes she's mean

Cruelest cat I ever seen

Bridge

Growling low in the hallway dark

Waitin' for the little one to leave a mark

Lilly's just trying to find a friend

Keke's making sure the peace will end

Chorus

Mean old Keke got the blues tonight

Hissing and spitting in the pale moonlight

She took the kitten's dinner and she took the kitten's bed

Wish that little Lilly Pond was somewhere else instead

Yes she's mean

Cruelest cat I ever seen