Slapping My Monkey

Verse 1

Woke up this morning with a mission in mind

Saw my hairy sidekick doing tai chi behind

He winked at me slyly with a trick up his sleeve

Said, "Dude, let’s get rowdy, do you wanna believe?"

I tuned up my axe, he tapped on the can

The house started shaking—yeah, we’re hatching a plan

He jumped on the couch, made a face at the cat

This monkey’s got the power, whatcha think about that?

Chorus

I’m slapping my monkey (oh yeah)

He’s getting kinda funky (no fear)

I’m slapping my monkey (right here)

He’s loving that action (so clear)

Post-Chorus

Whoa-oh, slap it, slap it!

Whoa-oh, never gonna stop it!

Verse 2

Came down to the jungle

Banana in my hand

My monkey in the middle

He’s the boss of the land

He’s bouncing all crazy

He swings like a king

Just hand him a drumstick

And watch him do his thing

Pre-Chorus

Don’t need no circus, don’t need a plan

Just a slap, a laugh, and my monkey in the van

Chorus

I’m slapping my monkey (oh yeah)

He’s getting kinda funky (no fear)

I’m slapping my monkey (right here)

He’s loving that action (so clear)

Post-Chorus

Whoa-oh, slap it, slap it!

Whoa-oh, never gonna stop it!

Bridge

Monkey’s got a headband, sweat drips down

He busts out the splits in his rockstar gown

Piano in the kitchen, he’s stomping the keys

Bass thumpin’ hard like a stampede of bees

Rap Verse

Yo, it’s a slap attack, with a banana snack

Monkey moonwalkin’, never lookin’ back

We got riffs for days, and a tail on display

When he’s spinning records, you know it’s time to play

Duet Breakdown

You swing from the ceiling, you dance on the floor

Give me that chorus, and I’ll ask for more

We’re the wildest pair—don’t deny what you see

Slap that monkey and set him free!

Chorus

I’m slapping my monkey (oh yeah)

He’s getting kinda funky (no fear)

I’m slapping my monkey (right here)

He’s loving that action (so clear)

Post-Chorus

Whoa-oh, slap it, slap it!

Whoa-oh, never gonna stop it!