King Of The Coast

Intro

Verse 1

Beneath the striped umbrella at the shoreline cafe

Watching every single tourist coming down the bay

He slicks his hair with some imported shiny cream

Pretending that he stepped right out a technicolor dream

Pre-Chorus

Oh look at him strolling

Like he owns the entire town

Look at him rolling

Wait I think I'm gonna fall down

Chorus

He is the King of the Coast

The one who brags the most

From the harbor to the sand

Strutting with a drink in hand

He is the King of the Coast

Always offering a toast

With a wink and a grin

How can anybody win

Verse 2

I tried to mimic that suave walk across the deck

But tripped upon a net and nearly broke my neck

He knows the secret ways to make the ladies sigh

While I just get a nasty sunburn in my left eye

Pre-Chorus

He orders a martini

Dry and extra tall

I tripped on a bikini

And hit a stone wall

Chorus

He is the King of the Coast

The one who brags the most

From the harbor to the sand

Strutting with a drink in hand

He is the King of the Coast

Always offering a toast

With a wink and a grin

How can anybody win

Bridge

Maybe it's the silk tie

Or the way he says hello

Maybe it's his big ego

But I'm just a silly fellow

Watch me spill my lemon soda

On his very expensive suit

I’m a klutz in this town

He’s the one they call cute

Chorus

He is the King of the Coast

The one who brags the most

From the harbor to the sand

Strutting with a drink in hand

He is the King of the Coast

Always offering a toast

With a wink and a grin

How can anybody win

Post-Chorus

(Hey hey)

(Get out of the way)

(Ladada)

(Oops watch it buddy)