Relax And Accept The Crazy

Intro — Spoken over a rising guitar riff

Hey!

You hear that noise?

That's life knocking at the door!

So open it up!

Verse 1

Monday morning, six o'clock,

Alarm clock screaming like a ticking bomb,

Traffic's crawling, people shout,

Everybody's trying to figure it out.

Bills keep coming, phones won't quit,

Everybody's got a little bit of a fit,

You can fight it till you're blue,

Or you can laugh and let the madness through!

Pre-Chorus

Whoa-oh! What can you do?

Whoa-oh! When the world goes loose?

Throw your hands up to the sky—

Take a breath and realize!

Chorus

Relax and accept the crazy!

Let the wild world spin!

Relax and accept the crazy!

You don't have to win!

When the wheels come off the highway,

And the stars don't shine just right,

Relax and accept the crazy—

And rock it through the night!

Verse 2

Somebody's dancing on the roof,

Somebody's preaching some unbelievable truth,

Your neighbor's painting his car bright green,

And your boss just joined a bowling team!

Nothing makes sense anymore,

But that's what living's really for,

You can worry every minute away,

Or turn that worry into yesterday!

Pre-Chorus

Whoa-oh! Let it roll!

Whoa-oh! Lose control!

Life's a ride without a map—

Sometimes you gotta laugh at that!

Chorus

Relax and accept the crazy!

Let the wild world spin!

Relax and accept the crazy!

You don't have to win!

When the wheels come off the highway,

And the stars don't shine just right,

Relax and accept the crazy—

And rock it through the night!

Guitar Solo — Screaming 80s guitar, harmonized lead lines

Bridge — Drums build

You can't stop the thunder!

You can't freeze the rain!

You can't make tomorrow

Run exactly like today!

So grab somebody's hand,

Turn the music up loud,

If the whole world's going crazy—

Then we'll be crazy proud!

Breakdown

HEY! HEY!

Is anybody sane?

HEY! HEY!

Does anybody care?

HEY! HEY!

If nothing goes according to plan—

THEN LET'S ROCK IT ANYWAY!

Final Chorus — Huge backing vocals

RELAX AND ACCEPT THE CRAZY!

Let the wild world spin!

RELAX AND ACCEPT THE CRAZY!

Let the good times in!

When the road gets complicated,

And you don't know wrong from right,

RELAX AND ACCEPT THE CRAZY—

AND ROCK IT THROUGH THE NIGHT!

Outro

Relax!

Accept!

The crazy!

Whoa-oh-oh!

Relax and accept the crazy!

Guitar rings out.

Yeah! We're all a little crazy anyway!