Lyrics
Intro
Oh my god
Is that the guy from the market
Gravy Baby
Ba Sing Se get ready
Verse 1
Cart full of greens
Stacked like some laundry
I’m pulling up
Feeling like Omashu royalty
He got that wooden wheels
Squeaking on the street
Look at my leafy green vegetables
Keep it on repeat
He’s frantic
He’s panicked
Watch out for the Avatar
Cabbage
Damage
Every single week
Whole sale
Bad luck
Cart is going down
Ruined
Smashing
Leaving him a frown
Chorus
My cabbages
He’s yelling out my cabbages
Every single town
Walking in with baggage
Aang just wrecked it
Sokka took a bite
Zuko in the kitchen
Working every night
My cabbages
He’s screaming out my cabbages
Post-Chorus
Green leaves falling
Vendor is calling
Bad luck always
Rough luck always
Green leaves falling
Vendor is calling
Verse 2
Gravy got the bowl
Stirring up the slaw
Toph is in the corner
Looking at a flaw
Check the leaf count
Ninety-nine bags
Iron in the water
Check out the flags
Appa took a header
Straight into the pile
Business going under
Run another mile
Losing every cent
Buying new planks
Master of the cabbage
Check the local banks
Started a corp
Ended with a suit
Big tech billionaire
Rich with the fruit
Chorus
My
Hold on let me get in on the action
It's Dave
Look I’m sympathetic to the botanical struggle
Dude is just tryna make a living in the middle of a global conflict
I mean think about the overhead costs
The lumber alone to rebuild the cart every Wednesday
That’s a tax nightmare
Plus Aang’s out here blowing 50 mile per hour winds
At a guy with a bowl cut and a dream
Bro if I’m him I’m filing an insurance claim
Like "Yeah a child on a flying bison decimated my livelihood"
The adjusters aren't gonna believe that
"Excuse me sir was it the fire prince?"
No it was a twelve year old with a glowing forehead
Do you know how hard it is to scale a small business
When a blind girl keeps bending the ground under your stall
It’s blatant harassment
I’m calling the Dai Li
But wait he turned it into a tech conglomerate later
Cabbage Corp stocks soaring
Talk about a pivot
I love a comeback story with a side of ranch
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