Blend me Guacamole

Verse 1

Crack me like a pepper, twist me like a lime,

Guac-rock baby on tortilla time!

Mash me, splash me, cilantro flash me,

Spicy little number in a salsa crime!

Drippin’ on the countertop, avocado grin,

Dancin’ with the nachos, jumpin’ in the spin,

Mixer on the fritz — let the fiesta begin,

Shake that chip ’til the dip caves in!

Pre-Chorus

I’m a slippery bowl of chaos, a zesty buffet,

Tongue-tied tango in a Tupperware ballet,

Flip me, whip me, flip me again,

Green so mean it’ll stain your friends!

Chorus

Blend me, guacamole, make me smooth and holy,

Twist that pit and roll me slow!

Zap me with your chili, silly, willy-nilly,

Melt that lime [trumpet solo] catatonic, tasty little freak,

Dip it, lick it, double-dip technique,

Jalapeño jam in a Latin physique,

My burrito band plays seven days a week!

Bridge (jazzy freakout)

Trumpet solo in a taco shell,

Guitars melt down in queso hell,

Shakers shake in a habanero swell,

I’m a guac-wave baby and I ring that bell!

Chorus (reprise)

Blend me, guacamole, holy guacamole,

Smash that stone, don’t lose control!

Bite me, ignite me, guac-delight me,

Fiesta in a bowl of soul!

Outro (spoken / scat)

Scooby-doo-dah, cumin-cha-cha,

Finger-lickin’ fiesta mama-yada-yada,

Lime in my rhyme, rhyme in my lime —

That’s the recipe, baby, every

Verse 3

Crack me like a pepper, twist me like a lime,

Guac-rock baby on tortilla time!

Mash me, splash me, cilantro flash me,

Spicy little number in a salsa crime!

Drippin’ on the countertop, avocado grin,

Dancin’ with the nachos, jumpin’ in the spin,

Mixer on the fritz — let the fiesta begin,

Shake that chip ’til the dip caves in!

Pre-Chorus

I’m a slippery bowl of chaos, a zesty buffet,

Tongue-tied tango in a Tupperware ballet,

Flip me, whip me, flip me again,

Green so mean it’ll stain your friends!

Chorus

Blend me, guacamole, make me smooth and holy,

Twist that pit and roll me slow!

Zap me with your chili, silly, willy-nilly,

Melt that lime until I glow!

Bridge (jazzy freakout)

Trumpet solo in a taco shell,

Guitars melt down in queso hell,

Shakers shake in a habanero swell,

I’m a guac-wave baby and I ring that bell!

Chorus (reprise)

Blend me, guacamole, holy guacamole,

Smash that stone, don’t lose control!

Bite me, ignite me, guac-delight me,

Fiesta in a bowl of soul!

Outro (spoken / scat)

Scooby-doo-dah, cumin-cha-cha,

Finger-lickin’ fiesta mama-yada-yada,

Lime in my rhyme,

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Crack me like a pepper, twist me like a lime,

Guac-rock baby on tortilla time!

Mash me, splash me, cilantro flash me,

Spicy little number in a salsa crime!

Drippin’ on the countertop, avocado grin,

Dancin’ with the nachos, jumpin’ in the spin,

Mixer on the fritz — let the fiesta begin,

Shake that chip ’til the dip caves in!

Pre-Chorus

I’m a slippery bowl of chaos, a zesty buffet,

Tongue-tied tango in a Tupperware ballet,

Flip me, whip me, flip me again,

Green so mean it’ll stain your friends!

Chorus

Blend me, guacamole, make me smooth and holy,

Twist that pit and roll me slow!

Zap me with your chili, silly, willy-nilly,

Melt that lime until I glow!

Outro (spoken / scat)

Scooby-doo-dah, cumin-cha-cha,

Finger-lickin’ fiesta mama-yada-yada,

Lime in my rhyme, rhyme in my lime —

That’s the recipe, baby, every time!