It Is The Land

Intro

Welcome travelers

Take a seat

Watch your back

Verse 1

Beyond the great salt water

Lies a kingdom built on bones

Deep

The gold is plastic

The gods are made of glass

They worship a giant orange beast with tiny hands

Everyone is screaming

Nobody is listening

It is a land of milk and honey

But the milk is poison

The honey is corn syrup

And you have to pay for the air you breathe

Chorus

It is the land of the brave

It is the land of the free

Provided you have a credit score above seven hundred

And a gun in your pocket

And a hole in your heart

Everything is big

Everything is loud

Welcome to the nightmare

Welcome to the crowd

Post-Chorus

Ah ah ah

Big gulps

Small minds

Ah ah ah

Verse 2

The children wear armor to their lessons

Math

Science

Active shooter drills

The holy scrolls are rewritten every thirty seconds

On a glowing slab of minerals mined by slaves

You can buy a tank

You can buy a heart transplant

If you sell your kidney to a billionaire

Who lives in a rocket ship

Shaped like a dick

Cruel

Cold

Corporate

Calamity

Chorus

It is the land of the brave

It is the land of the free

Provided you have a credit score above seven hundred

And a gun in your pocket

And a hole in your heart

Everything is big

Everything is loud

Welcome to the nightmare

Welcome to the crowd

Post-Chorus

Ah ah ah

Freedom costs

Everything

Ah ah ah

Bridge

They hate the poor

They hate the weak

They hate the truth

I love it here

I hate it here

I love it here

I hate it here

The flags are everywhere

On the trucks

On the underwear

On the coffins

In the eyes of the blind leading the blind leading the blind

Verse 3

Don't get sick

Whatever you do

Don't catch a cold

Don't trip

Don't fall

Don't exist without a subscription

The water is flammable

The air is spicy

The eagles are depressed

It is a comedy

It is a tragedy

It is a farce

Total

Utter

Fucking

Chaos

Chorus

It is the land of the brave

It is the land of the free

Provided you have a credit score above seven hundred

And a gun in your pocket

And a hole in your heart

Everything is big

Everything is loud

Welcome to the nightmare

Welcome to the crowd

Outro

We are fine

Everything is fine

Just keep scrolling

Keep clicking

Keep buying

The fire is getting closer

But the Wi-Fi is great

Wait

Where am I

What is this place called again

Oh

America