Ian E.

Verse 1

He's Ian E. (on, on, on)

He's Ian E. (on, on, on)

He's Ian E. (on, on, on)

He's not allowed to dance

Verse 2

Under the pale moonlight

They saw him bust a move

The FBI said he was way too good

"There's only one thing we can do"

Chorus

He's Ian E. (on, on, on)

He's Ian E. (on, on, on)

He's Ian E. (on, on, on)

He's not allowed to dance

Verse 3

In public or in private

He must keep his feet quite still

If they see him do a hustle

They'll put him in the grill

Verse 4

He can't dance by his window

He can't dance on the street

He must stand like a statue

And control his funky feet

Verse 5

"We're coming for you Ian" said the FBI

"We'll catch you in the act

So if you want to keep your freedom

Do not dance, and that is that!"

Chorus

He's Ian E. (on, on, on)

He's Ian E. (on, on, on)

He's Ian E. (on, on, on)

He's not allowed to dance

Verse 6

He's Ian E. (on, on, on)

He's Ian E. (on, on, on)

He's Ian E. (on, on, on)

He's not allowed to dance

Outro

Ian E. (on, on, on)

Ian E. (on, on, on)

(Not, not allowed to dance)

Ian E. (on, on, on)

He's Ian E. (on, on, on)

Ian E. (on, on, on)

Ian E. (on, on, on)

(Not, not allowed to dance)

Ian E. (on, on, on)

He's Ian E. (on, on, on)