Lumpy Dumpy Thunderman

Chorus

Lumpy dumpy thunderman

Got a bowl of gravy in his hand

He wobbles like a jelly can

Across the christmas snow

Across the christmas snow

Verse 1

On the first day of winter my weird friend gave to me

One smelly fish from the deep blue sea

He says it is a treat

But it smells like stinky feet

Pre-Chorus

His hat is made of cheese

He has knobby little knees

And he never says please

Chorus

Lumpy dumpy thunderman

Got a bowl of gravy in his hand

He wobbles like a jelly can

Across the christmas snow

Across the christmas snow

Verse 2

On the second day of winter he gave to me

Two soggy boots

And a smelly fish from the deep blue sea

They are covered in some slime

Happens every single time

Pre-Chorus

His hat is made of cheese

He has knobby little knees

And he never says please

Chorus

Lumpy dumpy thunderman

Got a bowl of gravy in his hand

He wobbles like a jelly can

Across the christmas snow

Across the christmas snow

Bridge

Three moldy eggs

Four chicken legs

Five shiny beans

Eating his peas and greens

Looking so strange

Needing a change

Chorus

Lumpy dumpy thunderman

Got a bowl of gravy in his hand

He wobbles like a jelly can

Across the christmas snow

Across the christmas snow

Chorus

Lumpy dumpy thunderman

Got a bowl of gravy in his hand

He wobbles like a jelly can

Across the christmas snow

Across the christmas snow