The Responsible Man

Verse 1

Late night

Walking to the pharmacy

Searching for the latex box

Safety

First

They have the Ribbed ones

They have the Trojan brand

Protect yourself from the germs

Rubber

Tight

Chorus

Wear a condom

Wear a condom

Wear a condom

Wear a condom

Don't get a disease

Don't get a disease

Post-Chorus

Rock over London

Rock on Chicago

Wheaties

The Breakfast of Champions

Verse 2

Check the date

Make sure it is not old

Stretch it out on your hand

No holes

None

Be a responsible man

Use it every single time

Do not be a fool today

Block

Them

Chorus

Wear a condom

Wear a condom

Wear a condom

Wear a condom

Don't get a disease

Don't get a disease

Post-Chorus

Rock over London

Rock on Chicago

Mitsubishi

The Word Is Getting Around

Verse 3

Roll it down

Keep it on the whole time

Then you throw it in the trash

Cleanup

Done

You are a superstar

You are a hero of the night

You did the right thing today

Victory

Now

Chorus

Wear a condom

Wear a condom

Wear a condom

Wear a condom

Don't get a disease

Don't get a disease

Outro

Rock over London

Rock on Chicago

Polaroid

See what develops

Keep on rocking

Goodbye