Mayo Monarch

Intro

Mm-mm

Mm-hmm

Oh-oh

Verse 1

Squeeze the bottle till the top pops off

Brunch is what I'm craving and there's no excuse

White bread wonder with a golden crust

I'm the mayo monarch of the whole dang booth

Pre-Chorus

And when the jar is almost gone

You scrape the sides and carry [Chorus]

My-my-mayonnaise

To put it on the sandwich buns

My-my-mayonnaise

Spread it till the day is done

My-my-mayonnaise

(Mayonnaise)

Never ever run [Verse 2]

Egg and oil in a creamy swirl

Dollop on the burger make the people swoon

Tangy on a tater watch it twirl

I'm the mayo monarch of the afternoon

Pre-Chorus

And if the bottle's running low

We go and get another one you know [Chorus]

My-my-mayonnaise

To put it on the sandwich buns

My-my-mayonnaise

Spread it till the day is done

My-my-mayonnaise

(Mayonnaise)

Never ever run doo-wop

Scoop it up

Doo-wop doo-wop

In a cup

Doo-wop doo-wop

Pass it round

Nothing finer to be found [Chorus]

My-my-mayonnaise

Put it on the sandwich buns

My-my-mayonnaise

Spread it till the day is done

My-my-mayonnaise

(Mayonnaise)

Never ever run