Monopoly Time

Intro

Yeah...

Pass Go. Collect two hundred.

Don’t land on my property, you’re gonna get burned.

It’s a dog-eat-dog game.

Let’s get this paper.

Dice roll sound

Verse 1

I wake up, roll the die, I’m feeling the rush

Got the top hat on, and my dog is a diamond in the ruff

Passed GO, collected two hundred, I’m stacked with the cash

You land on my Boardwalk, you better prepare for a crash

Bought Mediterranean, bought Baltic, I’m building it up

I’m a property magnet, you can’t get enough

Try to take my railroads, try to take my utility

I own the whole city, check my financial stability

Chorus

Monopoly! Yeah, I’m crushing the board

I got all of the hotels, you can’t afford

Rent is due, pay me, I’m taking the lead

Capitalism, yeah, I’m feeding the greed

Roll the dice, make your play

I’ll stay in the penthouse, you stay away.

Verse 2

Stuck in Jail! "Pass Go" is what you wanna do

But I got three houses on Vermont Avenue

It’s a chance card, I’m drawing, it’s looking so bright

"Bank error in your favor"—I’m shining tonight

You look at my pile of cards, it’s turning you to dust

Don’t trust anyone, it’s a "Community Chest" bust

You’re economically unsound, like a bad art degree

I’m on Park Place, and you owe rent to me.

Chorus

Monopoly! Yeah, I’m crushing the board

I got all of the hotels, you can’t afford

Rent is due, pay me, I’m taking the lead

Capitalism, yeah, I’m feeding the greed

Roll the dice, make your play

I’ll stay in the penthouse, you stay away.

Bridge

Why you looking at me? Don’t flip the table!

I told you I was winning, I told you I was able.

You’re taking a loan? You’re mortgaging everything?

I’m the king of the board, I’m wearing the ring.

Sound of money shaking

No mercy.

Bankrupt.

Verse 3

It’s a 3-hour game, and you’re looking real tired

I got all the green, and your assets are fired

You landed on Income Tax, now you gotta pay

You’ll be sleeping on the Free Parking square today

It’s a cutthroat game, call it, "Property Trade"

But I only take cash for the hotels I made

Check the rules, check the board, I’m the last one standing

You’re out of the game, no more crash landing.

Outro

Yeah.

Who’s next?

Pass Go.

Need more paper.

Monopoly, baby.

Dice roll sound

Sound of money being stacked

Fade out