It's Christmas Eve and I'm Losing My Mind

Verse 1

Woke up this morning, calendar said the twenty-fourth

Brain went blank for a second, then I hit the floor

How did I forget? I had all year to plan

Now I'm in the car with a list that says "anything I can"

Parking lot's a war zone, people fighting over spots

Some guy's already crying in the frozen food aisle

I grab a cart with a busted wheel that only turns one way

Merry Christmas to me, guess we're doing this the hard way

Pre-Chorus

No wrapping paper, no idea what I'm doing

Just pure adrenaline and a little bit of ruining

Somebody's Christmas, probably mine

Chorus

It's Christmas Eve and I'm losing my mind

Running through the store like I'm running out of time

Empty shelves, bad gifts, and a line that won't move

This is what I get for the stuff I didn't do

Batteries not included, sizes all wrong

I'm sweating through my hoodie singing "what have I done?"

It's Christmas Eve and I'm losing my mind

But I'm still gonna make it... I think... maybe...

Verse 2

Found a candle that smells like regret and pine

A puzzle with pieces missing, yeah that'll be fine

Grabbed a gift card with exactly seven dollars left

And a sweater that says "World's Okayest" — it's the best I've got left

Cashier looks at me like she's seen this movie before

I swear I had a plan back in like... October

Now I'm speed-walking to the car with bags that might explode

Praying nothing breaks before I get it all home

Pre-Chorus

No wrapping paper, no idea what I'm doing

Just pure adrenaline and a little bit of ruining

Somebody's Christmas, probably mine

Chorus

It's Christmas Eve and I'm losing my mind

Running through the store like I'm running out of time

Empty shelves, bad gifts, and a line that won't move

This is what I get for the stuff I didn't do

Batteries not included, sizes all wrong

I'm sweating through my hoodie singing "what have I done?"

It's Christmas Eve and I'm losing my mind

But I'm still gonna make it... I think... maybe...

Bridge

Next year I'll be ready!

I'll shop in November!

I won't do this again!

(We both know that's a lie!)

Final Chorus

It's Christmas Eve and I'm losing my mind

Running through the store like I'm running out of time

Empty shelves, bad gifts, and a line that won't move

This is what I get for the stuff I didn't do

Batteries not included, sizes all wrong

I'm sweating through my hoodie singing "what have I done?"

It's Christmas Eve and I'm losing my mind

Merry Christmas — I brought whatever I could find!

Outro - Full band, chaotic energy

Receipt's a mile long!

Something's already broken!

See you next year...

...probably in the same line!