Ka-Ching! (Mr-Krabs)

Intro

Arg-arg-arg-arg-arg!

Welcome to the Krusty Krab, boy!

Put that money in the register!

Yeah, it’s Eugene Krabs... I only see green!

Chorus

Money, bread, dollars, cheese,

I need it all, yes, I need it with ease!

Counting my money, sweeter than honey,

Call me a cheapskate? That’s just funny!

I love that cash, I love that green stuff,

No matter how much, it’s never enough!

(Ka-ching!)

Yeah, I love that green stuff!

Verse 1

Wake up in the morning, smell the profit, no loss,

I’m the king of the sea, yeah, I’m the big boss.

Squidward’s on the register, SpongeBob on the grill,

I’m in my office, trying to keep the wallet filled.

I keep the formula locked, hidden from that Plankton,

If he comes around here, he’s going to get shank-ton...ed!

(Wait, that's not right)

I mean, he’s gonna get kicked out!

I love money more than a fish loves to swim,

Selling patties, buying treasure, keeping it slim.

What's that, SpongeBoy? You want a raise?

Arg-arg-arg-arg! Keep working for days!

Chorus

Money, bread, dollars, cheese,

I need it all, yes, I need it with ease!

Counting my money, sweeter than honey,

Call me a cheapskate? That’s just funny!

I love that cash, I love that green stuff,

No matter how much, it’s never enough!

(Ka-ching!)

Verse 2

They say I’m greedy? I call it being smart,

I’d sell my own soul for a few bucks, part by part.

(Wait, I already did that!)

I’m in the mattress, sleeping on a pile of gold,

I don’t turn the heat on, I don’t like to be told.

To spend a single dime, never letting go of the nickel,

I make 'em pay extra for a slice of a pickle!

Pearl wants a dress? That’s a lot of clams!

I’ll just give her a gift card and make some ham...s!

(This rap is fire!)

Bridge

Can you feel it, Mr. Squidward?

The odor of profit?

It’s smelling like a beautiful fortune!

(Arg-arg-arg!)

Chorus

Money, bread, dollars, cheese,

I need it all, yes, I need it with ease!

Counting my money, sweeter than honey,

Call me a cheapskate? That’s just funny!

I love that cash, I love that green stuff,

No matter how much, it’s never enough!

(Ka-ching!)

Outro

Yeah, I'm the king of the Krusty Crew!

Now get back to work!

I’m going to go count my pennies...

One, two, three...

(Fades out with cash register noises)