Crank That Stereo

Intro Verse

Fuck mornings, I wake up with trash in my head

Dreams of Lucy and diamonds, stuck in this bed

Yesterday's coffee, tastes like regret

Crank up McCartney, light up a cigarette

Pre-Chorus

Bags under my eyes, records on repeat

Can’t handle silence, need that Lennonesque heat

Room’s a disaster, vinyl scattered like hell

If someone complains, they can go fuck themselves

Chorus

Turn up the static, I don’t care who it wakes

Blaring Walrus and Bulldog till everything shakes

If I lose my job, at least there’s some joy

Yell along to Jude like a goddamn choir boy

Post-Chorus

Na na na, pissed off, won’t slow

Na na na, get ready for the show

Verse 1

Goddamn, I’m waking up pissed off as shit

Static on the dial, I’m throwing a fit

Don’t fucking bother till my coffee’s black

Gimme headphones and Beatles, don’t talk back

Pre-Chorus

Cup’s half empty, mood’s straight crap

Shove Revolver in, let it fill the gap

Neighbors whine already, don’t fucking care

I’m blaring Taxman, flipping off the air

Chorus

Spinning vinyl, crank the dial till it hurts

I’ll blast the opening notes, blow off the dirt

Dragging my ass through every goddamn song

Swearing this morning’s gonna be stupid long

Post-Chorus

Na na na, shit yeah, rise and roll

Na na na, blast down this hole

Chorus

I’m gonna blast every Beatles track

Front to back, hell yeah, no slack

From the Abbey Road to Pepper’s band

Shouting the words like a madman

Post-Chorus

Na na na, na na, whoa

Hell yes, let’s go

Na na na, na na, whoa

Crank that stereo

Verse 2

Sick of the bullshit, I need my fix

Lennon and McCartney, twisting up my mix

Goddamn, every melody’s stuck in my head

From Eggmen to fuckin’ Polythene Pam

Pre-Chorus

I’m not stoppin’ till I hit The End

Every single track, again and again

Screw sleep, I’ll play them loud at three

My freakin’ neighbors try to murder me

Chorus

I’m gonna blast every Beatles track

Front to back, hell yeah, no slack

From the Abbey Road to Pepper’s band

Shouting the words like a madman

Post-Chorus

Na na na, na na, whoa

Hell yes, let’s go

Na na na, na na, whoa

Crank that stereo

Bridge

Goddamn, I’m wired up from Liverpool dreams

Blaring out Glass Onion, fuckin’ sweet screams

Diggin’ through b-sides, losing my shit

Every single chorus, I’m never gonna quit

Verse 3

Rewinding backwards, I’m pissed off and high

Still yelling about Rita with pie in the sky

My mind’s gone walrus, the records are worn

Hell, I’ll spin ‘em all until fuckin’ dawn

Pre-Chorus

Bass thumps shaking my ugly-ass desk

Shouting Penny Lane, yeah, making a mess

Neighbors still bitchin’, they just can’t relate

Every damn chorus I screamulate

Chorus

All the Beatles, blasting at max

Screw the world, never lookin’ back

Sing it raw, till my lungs collapse

Losing my voice but I’m fine with that

Post-Chorus

Na na na, hell yes, let’s go

Na na na, crank that stereo

Outro Verse

Crashin’ through Revolver, goddamn what a ride

Fuckin’ Day Tripper stuck on loop in my fried mind

Shit, my ears are buzzing, I’m losing my grip

But I’ll play Martha My Dear, let it fuckin’ rip

I scream along, got no voice left to lend

Twistin’ Strawberry Fields till the bitter end

If I die tonight it’ll be to Paperback Writer

One last loud bastard, a Beatles superfighter

Outro Chorus

So fuck it, blast the White Album one more night

My brain’s shot—but it’s pure delight

Crank the volume till I break the floor

One last encore—then hit play for more

Post-Chorus

Na na na, yeah, hell yes, let’s go

Na na na, na na, crank that stereo

Verse 4

Dragging my ass to the rooftop, three AM fire

Yelling Hello Goodbye, don't tell me I'm a liar

Goddamn right, I'm unhinged for this sound

Sgt Pepper's mayhem, I'm losing more ground

Pre-Chorus

Speakers are fucked, everything skips

Still screaming Lady Madonna as my patience rips

Neighbors pounding, but I just won't yield

Crank up Sun King till the paint gets peeled

Chorus

Beatles blaring till the cops show up

Let 'em write me up, I just don't give a fuck

Lost in the chaos, yeah, this mess is mine

If the record breaks, I'll use my voice this time

Post-Chorus

Na na na, hell yeah, let’s go

Na na na, crank up my stereo

Verse 5

Records scattered, needles snap, goddamn it all

Barking at Helter Skelter, climbing up my wall

Rolling through Yesterday till my brain is fried

Fuck sleep, I'm still blasting Ticket To Ride

Pre-Chorus

Shit, the windows are rattling, kicked in the door

Howling Blackbird, got cops on the floor

Neighbors have melted, they gave up the fight

Let’s flip the disc over, hit Magical Mystery Night

Chorus

Pissed off and wired, I'll never quit this trip

Freak flag flying, Beatles on every slip

Dragging Sgt Pepper down this fucked-up hall

Scream one last chorus, then break down the wall

Post-Chorus

Na na na, damn right, let’s go

Na na na, burn out this stereo