Willowbird (Death Orbs)

WILLOW BIRD PART ONE

You will be connected to a stream of parallel dimensions as liquid holography and transmutation of flesh... Into Spirit

Phenomena of Splendor

Universe is an extraordinarily large place Two hundred billion trillion stars Unknowable number of planets, and a Rather disappointing assortment

Not many at all... intelligent civilizations

On one relatively insignificant planet, in a relatively insignificant corner of a relatively insignificant galaxy, there existed a... The vortex made of tornados... Don't... Pay all of the money...

...town called Willowbird.

Willowbird was remarkable for several...

Things were...

Happy yet ominous, too

You must... Remember the...

Its citizens attended church... sometimes... They paid taxes, committed minor acts of hypocrisy, and occasionally engaged in activities that would have horrified their neighbours

Meanwhile, certain developments in the more technologically advanced regions of the cosmos were approaching a rather unfortunate conclusion

These developments would eventually concern Willowbird

Rather considerably, in fact

But for the moment, the Reverend Robert Templeby was going to the gym

And that, as far as anyone knew, was perfectly normal

...The VHS film... Death Orbs...

They

They're going to fucking murder us all... The arit I fice (sacrifice???) of the... TURNED HAWK

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