Checkers

Verse 1

Seems like everybody's got problems

And somehow, I'm the one who's gotta solve 'em

It's ridiculous

Is it just me or does everyone else

Need constant help?

It's ridiculous

Chorus

I can't figure out why

It always seems like I'm the only one who ain't retarded

It's like I'm playing chess

While they're still tryna figure how to play checkers

Verse 2

(Ay, look)

It's like I'm talking to a brick wall

A lot of y'all really need to get a life coach, call

I'm not a therapist or your counselor

But I can tell your problems ain't gon' solve ya

You come to me with the audacity

Like I'm supposed to be your emergency contact

Or like I got nothing else on my plate

But honestly, I'm tired of keeping y'all straight (huh?)

Verse 3

It's getting irritating

Like I'm the only one with half a brain

I'm losing patience

How many times you wanna hear me say?

Get a grip or get away

Stop wasting my time and my energy

Stop coming to me like I'm your remedy

Go and handle your business independently (yeah!)

Verse 4

It's like I'm talking to a brick wall

You don't know what you want, you don't want it at all

Got you on the phone, you just rambling on

I'm like, "Yeah, okay, let me hang up real quick" (ah!)

It's like I'm talking to a fool

Got no common sense, you're just drooling

How am I supposed to explain it to you?

When you can't even read a single letter on the alphabet, ah!

Chorus

I can't figure out why

It always seems like I'm the only one who ain't retarded

It's like I'm playing chess

While they're still tryna figure how to play checkers

Bridge

I'm not the one to blame for all the drama

You're just living in denial

You can't handle the truth, so you keep lying

I'm just sick and tired, it's all ridiculous

I'll tell you what, I'm done

I'm not wasting another second

I'm not wasting another minute

I'm not wasting my life on this

I'm done, I'm done!

Chorus

I can't figure out why (why?)

It always seems like I'm the only one who ain't retarded (ain't retarded, ay!)

It's like I'm playing chess (chess)

While they're still tryna figure how to play checkers (yeah!)

Outro

Seems like everybody's got problems (got problems)

And somehow, I'm the one who's gotta solve 'em (solve 'em)

It's ridiculous (ridiculous)

Is it just me or does everyone else (everyone else)

Need constant help? (Need constant help?)

It's ridiculous (ridiculous)