Lyrics
[Intro]
Dispatch, this is Hauler Nine
Cancel the freight
I'm busy
[Verse 1]
Forty tons of iron ore
Sitting on the dock
I shut the hatch, I lock the door
I don't even check the clock
[Pre-Chorus]
The radio screams
The contract's late
The screen lights up
The ore can wait
[Chorus]
'Cause I'd rather play porn games
With alien girls
Than haul your ore
Between the worlds
Three green arms
And a tail that curls
I'd rather play porn games
With alien girls
[Verse 2]
Dispatch calls me every hour
"Hauler Nine, where's the load?"
I tell 'em I've lost engine power
Then go back to story mode
[Verse 3]
One's got scales, one's got wings
One's a cloud of purple gas
I don't judge these kinds of things
I just let the deadline pass
[Pre-Chorus]
The radio screams
The contract's late
The screen lights up
The ore can wait
[Chorus]
'Cause I'd rather play porn games
With alien girls
Than haul your ore
Between the worlds
Three green arms
And a tail that curls
I'd rather play porn games
With alien girls
[Bridge]
They offered me a million credits
(No)
They offered me a faster ship
(No)
They said the whole damn fleet is waiting
(I'm on level six, don't make me quit)
[Chorus]
'Cause I'd rather play porn games
With alien girls
Than haul your ore
Between the worlds
Three green arms
And a tail that curls
I'd rather play porn games
With alien girls
[Post-Chorus]
No ore, no steel
No freight, no deal
Just me and the screen
And a girl who's green
[Outro]
Ore contracts, go to hell!
Hauler Nine is signing off
[Radio Static]
End transmission