The Twelve Days of Kink-mas

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Verse

On the first day of Kink-mas, my lover gave to me

A Rabbit with a fresh battery.

Verse

On the second day of Kink-mas, my lover gave to me

Two nipple clamps,

And a Rabbit with a fresh battery.

Verse

On the third day of Kink-mas, my lover gave to me

Three butt plugs,

Two nipple clamps,

And a Rabbit with a fresh battery.

Verse

On the fourth day of Kink-mas, my lover gave to me

Four silicone rings,

Three butt plugs,

Two nipple clamps,

And a Rabbit with a fresh battery.

Verse

On the fifth day of Kink-mas, my lover gave to me

Five… Gold… Vibes!

Four silicone rings,

Three butt plugs,

Two nipple clamps,

And a Rabbit with a fresh battery.

Verse

On the sixth day of Kink-mas, my lover gave to me

Six bottles of lube,

Five…

Gold…

Vibes!

Four silicone rings,

Three butt plugs,

Two nipple clamps,

And a Rabbit with a fresh battery.

Verse

On the seventh day of Kink-mas, my lover gave to me

Seven straps for pegging,

Six bottles of lube,

Five…

Gold…

Vibes!

Four silicone rings,

Three butt plugs,

Two nipple clamps,

And a Rabbit with a fresh battery.

Verse

On the eighth day of Kink-mas, my lover gave to me

Eight beads for pulling,

Seven straps for pegging,

Six bottles of lube,

Five… Gold… Vibes!

Four silicone rings,

Three butt plugs,

Two nipple clamps,

And a Rabbit with a fresh battery.

Verse

On the ninth day of Kink-mas, my lover gave to me

Nine wands a-whirring,

Eight beads for pulling,

Seven straps for pegging,

Six bottles of lube,

Five… Gold… Vibes!

Four silicone rings,

Three butt plugs,

Two nipple clamps,

And a Rabbit with a fresh battery.

Verse

On the tenth day of Kink-mas, my lover gave to me

Ten feathers tickling,

Nine wands a-whirring,

Eight beads for pulling,

Seven straps for pegging,

Six bottles of lube,

Five… Gold… Vibes!

Four silicone rings,

Three butt plugs,

Two nipple clamps,

And a Rabbit with a fresh battery.

Verse

On the "e-leventh" day of Kink-mas, my lover gave to me

Eleven

distinct

speeds, (ooooo)

Ten feathers tickling,

Nine wands a-whirring,

Eight beads for pulling,

Seven straps for pegging,

Six bottles of lube,

Five… Gold… Vibes!

Four silicone rings,

Three butt plugs,

Two nipple clamps,

And a Rabbit with a fresh battery.

Verse

Verse

On the twelfth day of Kink-mas, my lover gave to me

Twelve pairs of handcuffs,

Eleven distinct speeds,

Ten feathers tickling,

Nine wands a-whirring,

Eight beads for pulling,

Seven straps for pegging,

Six bottles of lube,

Five… Gold… Vibes!

Four silicone rings,

Three butt plugs,

Two nipple clamps,

Outro

And a Rabbit with a fresh battery!

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End