Lyrics
[INTRO] Yo… Before we start this song
I just wanna say:
Nobody told me the gym was Fighting-type specifically
That information should’ve been emailed respectfully
[VERSE 1] Walked into the gym talking crazy initially
Whole team Normal-type built terribly strategically
Got a Raticate
Snorlax
Tauros looking dangerous
Meanwhile the gym leader punching through reality casually fearless
First trainer said:
“Fighting Pokémon are unbeatable.”
That’s when my confidence left the building immediately
Hitmontop spinning like unemployment stress
Machoke built like he bench presses emotional damage
I used Tackle
Brother laughed
One Brick Break later half my team in body bags
Now I’m sweating through the hoodie visibly
Realizing maybe team diversity important theoretically
But I got attached emotionally
That’s the issue
Caught these dudes early and now we basically roommates too
[HOOK] Bro I only brought Normal Types
Now my whole squad fighting for their lives
Every move saying:
“It’s not very effective…”
Yeah I noticed that from the emotional perspective
Bro I only brought Normal Types
Thought friendship alone would help us survive
Now I’m one battle away from financial ruin
And this Machamp looking at me like rent due immediately
[VERSE 2] Tried switching strategy mid-battle desperately
Started clicking moves randomly spiritually
Used Tail Whip under pressure somehow
That’s not tactics
That’s a public breakdown
Crowd watching me lose composure rapidly
Even the background NPCs judging me academically
Gym Leader calm too
That made it worse
Talking like:
“Believe in your Pokémon.”
Brother THEY believe in me unfortunately first
My Snorlax hanging on by one HP
Meanwhile I’m Googling type charts mentally
At this point I’m not battling for badges
I’m battling to avoid becoming a motivational failure dramatically
But somehow…
we still standing
Barely surviving entirely off vibes and misunderstanding
[HOOK] Bro I only brought Normal Types
No plan
No coverage
Just confidence and lies
Bro I only brought Normal Types
And honestly?
That probably says something deeper about my life
[OUTRO — Spoken] You know what hurts?
I had a Flying-type
Left him in the PC cause I thought:
“Nah we won’t need him.”
That memory wakes me up at night sometimes